Wednesday, April 06, 2005

The Invasion Is Imminent

We had a wet winter here, which was nice, because for about seven years this side of the island has had a drought. The trees look lush again, Manoa Falls is once more Manoa Falls instead of Manoa Dribble, and the sides of Diamond Head are green.

Soon, however, summer, and dry nights, will arrive.

As the vegetation accordingly starts slumbering instead of burgeoning, an Army will notice. And it will be stirred to action.

MICE.

Cute, brown, furry, no question. Shy, not. Sitting there eating grass seed, their bright black inquisitive eyes are upon us.

The important thing, according to the State Health Director, is: "Not To Panic."


Mouse

Latest photo from Intelligence re: enemy strategy.

I'm panicking.