News From the Front

One if by land, Two if by sea...


*Where* will they strike first??


There they are!! On the ridge above Hawaii Kai Golf Course!! MICE!!! IN SAMURAI ARMOR!!!

(Check out my previous post "The Invasion Is Imminent" if this makes no sense. I am not a total fruit loop.)


The sneaky bastards are coming around by the ocean and invading Waikiki!!


They've surrounded a peacock!


They're lying in ambush for the Hawaiian Monk Seal!


THEIR TINY FOOTPRINTS ARE LEADING DIRECTLY TO MY CONDO!!!


I'm going to the beach.

*scans horizon* I don't see any mice...

**SQUEAK!!!**