wasted opportunity

Our office is high, high up in the sky on the 26th floor. My boss has a floor-to-ceiling glass wall view of Waikiki, Diamond Head, the UH Medical School, and the Foreign Trade Zone dock, as well as a number of great Town surf breaks, like Tennis Courts and Point Panic. It's a beautiful sunny day, the ocean is endless blue, and the palm trees are nodding.

On the street far, far, below, somebody is parked in a gray Mini Cooper with a Union Jack painted on the roof, just like a target.

Where, o where, is a television set when you need to throw one out the window...