random bat quotes

Lately, I've been watching tapes of the 60s Batman TV series.

Some favorite moments:

Egghead: "Get ready for an eggquisite eggsperience. Eggspletives will get you nowhere, my caped crimebuster."

(later)
"I guess I laid an egg."

Catwoman: "Tsk, tsk, and another tsk."

King Tut: "O, horror of horrors! My queen is unfaithful, my handmaiden is a traitor, and everybody's being mean to me!"

Robin: "You're going to feed that alphabet soup to the Batcomputer?!"
Batman: "It's made of noodles-- Easily digestible."

(Ma Parker)
Batman: "Come on, Robin. Let's help a little old lady across the street-- and into the penitentiary!"