R.I.P.
Nitemare started this. Blame him.
FRANKYSBRIDE.
1964-2005.
Frankysbride's body was found floating early this morning in a sea of Japanese textbooks, cause of death apparent drowning by oversaturation in kanji dictionaries, Tokyo guidebooks, and a fatal tsunami of manga filled with saucer-eyed girls and boys with funny names.
She leaves behind one much-beloved significant other, a nice car, and a totally killer collection of Hara Tetsuo's work in Raijin Comics.
"We've seen this before," Detective C. Chan of the Honolulu Police Department stated. "People start out buying a week tour of Japan, and they say, 'Oh, I just want to learn a few phrases to get around with,' but before you know it they're hooked and then it's just too late. They've got Ghost in the Shell 2 playing 24 hours a day while listening to Shonen Knife and surfing the Harajuku website, and it keeps growing and growing until they're playing computer shogi and have hiragana workbooks stashed under the bed. Ice is nothing compared to this problem."
Frankysbride was an affectionate if dreamy, perhaps somewhat aloof, person, whose favorite phrase was What The Fuck.
The ashes will be scattered at 2:00 p.m. at an inaccessible mountain location with invocations by a Shinto priest, to be followed immediately by the wake, which will take place at someplace really expensive like Chef Mavro's and will continue until the deceased's line of credit runs out. Music provided by former co-worker Kevin Chang.
FRANKYSBRIDE.
1964-2005.
Frankysbride's body was found floating early this morning in a sea of Japanese textbooks, cause of death apparent drowning by oversaturation in kanji dictionaries, Tokyo guidebooks, and a fatal tsunami of manga filled with saucer-eyed girls and boys with funny names.
She leaves behind one much-beloved significant other, a nice car, and a totally killer collection of Hara Tetsuo's work in Raijin Comics.
"We've seen this before," Detective C. Chan of the Honolulu Police Department stated. "People start out buying a week tour of Japan, and they say, 'Oh, I just want to learn a few phrases to get around with,' but before you know it they're hooked and then it's just too late. They've got Ghost in the Shell 2 playing 24 hours a day while listening to Shonen Knife and surfing the Harajuku website, and it keeps growing and growing until they're playing computer shogi and have hiragana workbooks stashed under the bed. Ice is nothing compared to this problem."
Frankysbride was an affectionate if dreamy, perhaps somewhat aloof, person, whose favorite phrase was What The Fuck.
The ashes will be scattered at 2:00 p.m. at an inaccessible mountain location with invocations by a Shinto priest, to be followed immediately by the wake, which will take place at someplace really expensive like Chef Mavro's and will continue until the deceased's line of credit runs out. Music provided by former co-worker Kevin Chang.
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